Extracts from Paul Rance's Nonsense Creatures Limericks and Illustrations Book 1

1. The Lesser Striped & Spotted Buttbird of Maine

The Striped, Spotted Buttbird of Maine,
Was terribly, terribly vain.
A mirror her best friend,
As she checked her rear end,
Which was renowned even in Spain.

4. The Ski Parrot of Miami

The Ski Parrot of Miami,
Learnt to ski from his big mammy,
He was fond of the snow,
But he skied very slow,
Unlike his budgie pal Sammy.

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